How we test before anything earns a place here
Every review on this page starts the same way. The thing arrives, and then it lives with
us. A cage gets worn, continuously, for weeks, through work days and gym sessions and full
nights of sleep, before Evy writes a word about it. A toy gets used the way you would
actually use it, across solo evenings and scenes and the ordinary Tuesday in between. We
do not run desk reviews off a spec sheet. If it has not been on her body or in our
practice, it does not get a verdict.
That is also why the list is short. Five years of keeping Evy in chastity taught us that
most products in this niche are minor variations on a handful of real designs, and that
the honest thing is to test a few properly rather than rank fifty from a catalogue. When
you read "tested" here, take it literally. If you want the cage side of all this in depth
first, start with the chastity guide.
On affiliate links, and why you can trust the picks anyway
Some of the buy links here are affiliate links. We earn a small commission when you buy
through them, including on the cages we recommend most. It costs you nothing, and using
them is a simple way to support us. We would rather be plain about that than hide it behind
a "this is not a sponsorship" line that would not be true. The commission does not decide
the verdict. What decides the verdict is whether Bee would put the thing on Evy, and whether
it survived being worn. Anything that would not, or did not, is not on this page, commission
or no commission.
Cages first, but not only
Most of what we have tested so far is chastity gear, because that is the centre of our own
practice and the question we are asked most. The beginner buying guide is the
place to start if you are choosing your first cage. But the cages are not the whole story.
The Lovense Lush 4 and the rest of the toys earn
their place the same way, by living in the rotation long enough to have an honest opinion.
Lingerie, heels, and the softer end of the wardrobe are coming as we test them properly.
This page grows one honest verdict at a time.
Yours, Bee & Evy ๐๐